There are exactly three countries on Earth that do not provide guarantees for paid maternity leave. Papua New Guinea and Swaziland are two of them. Care to guess the third?
About to take Step 1 in an hour. Need this…. now I know I won’t Britta it!
(Source: paralysedbeaver)
James had a kingsmill white bread complexion, he blushed slightly it seemed like someone had spread strawberry jam over his cheeks. His hair was the colour of custard that had been watered down severely like the nasty one they served back in primary school that I begged the lunch ladies not to let near my cake. I didn’t care that the cake may have been dry I didn’t want that shit near my cake.
For all those times people of color have been described in literature as having “almond shaped eyes,” “coffee colored skin,” or any other food related item.
Grace Helbig teaches you the proper way to give a blowjob, past to present.
Some things never go out of style